WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops
for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to
his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she
says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her
car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As
if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the
trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red
light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out
of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"
When the light
turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops
this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He
knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is
Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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