Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook
for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it
for you. She will always agree with every decision you
make. She will bear your children and never ask you to
get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to
admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She
will never have a headache and will freely give you love
and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this
cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
Subject: Husband Shopping Center
Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in
Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from
among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door
to any floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave
the place never to return.
A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men
have jobs and love kids. " The women read the sign and
say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go. Second floor says "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further
up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
“Wow!” say the women. “Very tempting, BUT, there's
more further up!” And up they go.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
Oh, mercy me. “But just think! What must be awaiting
us further on!”
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists only to prove that women are impossible to
please. Goodbye."
