Friday, May 17, 2002 Issue 1, May 2002   VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1  

PALMTOP EMERGENCY ACTION FOR CHEMICALS (PEAC)
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Description of the PEAC Tool
Getting to Know Us
Just What the Doctor Ordered
Wonderful Wyoming
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Just What the Doctor Ordered
A Little Laughter


Bad e-mail address
 
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
 
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He had been ‘called home to glory’ following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
 
Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
 
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
 
To: My Loving Wife
 
From: Your Departed Husband
 
Subject: I've Arrived!
 
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
 
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
 
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
 
 

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